A couple of weeks ago I asked you to name this hit and after looking through a few hundred entries (thanks – no, seriously) I narrowed them down to 20. Some that made the list of 20, but didn’t make the final cut were timely (Sharknado) or a devilish play on words (Smears of a Clown). But the best five that I’m awarding a prize of a free RSP were at another level.

I’m not sure I’ll all five for my Futures column on Clowney, but these all earned my appreciation and elicited praise from those I ran them by:

• Clown College Rejection Letter – Nick Roos
• I bet that’s not the only No.2 on the field – A.J. Stanaway
• Clowney Con Carnage – Roddy Fernandez
• How I met our father – Arif Hasan
• Jacapitated – Ryan Boser

The last three were my favorites. Thanks for the terrific response. I’ll have another contest in August.

Jacapitated . . . still makes me smile.